by Jas Sams.
Tell me you do the Elmo voice.TELL ME YOU DO THE ELMO VOICE!!I seriously love these stories. I'm almost sad for the day when you become wildly famous because it means no more "Glass Slipper Kind of Princess" Parties. (Almost.)
Finger feeding – not a big fan since our cycling tour through India – I had survived really well for about 10 days by used hand cleaner lotion every 5 minutes – we stopped for snacks and I was busy cleaning my hands when one of the guides came up and said did I want some crisps. I motioned for him to wait until I had finished cleaning my hands – at which point he stuffed some crisps in my mouth – I didn’t want to offend him and spit them out (Damn my polite British upbringing) . The next day I spent more time running behind bushes then actually cycling.....not nice....So like I say finger feeding a big no no...
"...the wings are pretty sharp..."Hahaha.