I seriously love these stories. I'm almost sad for the day when you become wildly famous because it means no more "Glass Slipper Kind of Princess" Parties. (Almost.)
Finger feeding – not a big fan since our cycling tour through India – I had survived really well for about 10 days by used hand cleaner lotion every 5 minutes – we stopped for snacks and I was busy cleaning my hands when one of the guides came up and said did I want some crisps. I motioned for him to wait until I had finished cleaning my hands – at which point he stuffed some crisps in my mouth – I didn’t want to offend him and spit them out (Damn my polite British upbringing) . The next day I spent more time running behind bushes then actually cycling.....not nice....So like I say finger feeding a big no no...
Tell me you do the Elmo voice.
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I seriously love these stories. I'm almost sad for the day when you become wildly famous because it means no more "Glass Slipper Kind of Princess" Parties. (Almost.)
Finger feeding – not a big fan since our cycling tour through India – I had survived really well for about 10 days by used hand cleaner lotion every 5 minutes – we stopped for snacks and I was busy cleaning my hands when one of the guides came up and said did I want some crisps. I motioned for him to wait until I had finished cleaning my hands – at which point he stuffed some crisps in my mouth – I didn’t want to offend him and spit them out (Damn my polite British upbringing) . The next day I spent more time running behind bushes then actually cycling.....not nice....So like I say finger feeding a big no no...
ReplyDelete"...the wings are pretty sharp..."
ReplyDeleteHahaha.