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Great video blog. Most suck a duck!Possible names: Prism. Tootsie. Goldie. Pinkerton. Maybe a combination of two of those…whatevski.
Sounds like fun job. Rock on!
God bless you girlfriend. This made me laugh in so many places. And then I got uncomfortable watching you, uh, handle those balloons while at work.
Also, I will not stop voting for you until you win at 20sb! This? This alone makes you deserve it.
Good luck being Tickles Wanker or whatever your clown name is.
MerlFurklesBacon BitzCrumble the ClownLeon GriffithOrthotricyclen
I’m pretty impressed with your balloon animal making skills, and your general awesomeness. As per usual.
Genie Ionesco……….or just IONESCO……. or just JEANKNEE….(SORRY, I’M OLD) how bout MELLONY.. Maiden america……HEXI…..whatever name you choose, even Harleyquinny……you’ll be swell, you’ll be great.
I would so like to make a living making balloon animals only I can’t tie the damn things off, I don’t find clowns funny and I’m not of fan of little kids – your new found career is safe from me…
Now for clown names , suitable for kids..they love all that scary shitHow about
Coco the parent killer Falatio the blow up clown
You know how I know that all of you are awesome? Because you like my scary clown video and all of your name suggestions rock.
I finally had the time to see the end of your video blog…I’m shocked …you are so going to hell for :-
Racoon molestation – Paul McCartney would be spinning in his grave* at the inappropriate way you handled poor Rocky –
* Work with me on this one, do I have to do everything around here…of course you have to bury Paul first – but in a nice way cause he’s really seems like quite a nice guy….Not as cool as John Lennon but he tries to be normal, well as normal as a multimillionaire rock star can be ….Ok you can cut off his thumbs but that’s it(it would be doing him and the world a favour, the constant thumbs up does get a bit tiresome) but no other harm… and no you can’t cut one off your legs off and go out with him, I think that boat has not only sailed but sunk like the Titanic…
Not helping that little boys grandma – You could so tell that she was desperate for some respite from him and was secretly urging you to take him out to see your princess carriage and then accidently lock him in the trunk for 10 years until he learns to shut up**
** Sadly I was that little boy…No not the actual one you lied to, a version of him about 40 years ago. So you can see why I dislike kids so much….
P.S. Where did you get that scary clown make up from???
P.P.S So with you on the not growing up thing – I haven’t managed to do it without the desk bound job (pays for all the adult toys****) but since work still haven’t figured out what I do for them and so pay me silly amounts of money for having fun…
**** No not those sort of “adult” toys…. and you a paid children’s entertainer and animal molester….
P.P.P.S Told you I was like the little boy….and no I don’t want to come out side and see your princess carriage…
Pinkie? bubbles…I am terrible with balloons, but kids are pretty fun. I remember trying to convince some kids the Santa (who was Ray) was real. You get backed into these stories. They wanted to see the reindeer I told them were on the roof…
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